Jan
22
Steps to a Happier Marriage
- Her: What were you up to early for?
- Me: Racquetball.
- Her: I didn't realize you were playing today. I just heard you walking around grumbling and swearing.
- Me: Ended up late because I couldn't find my stuff. For some reason it was on the rocking chair in the living room [which you can't see unless you are in it]. As if I was ever going to find it there!
- Her: (Defensively) *You* probably put it there when you were cleaning up the other day.
- Me: (Confused as to her defensiveness) I'm absolutely certain that's exactly what I did, although *why* I would put it in such a stupid place is beyond me.
- Her: Oh, I thought you thought *I* put it there.
- Me: No, I'm completely convinced of my own ignorance.
