Mar
7
Why I Hate eBay
- Auctioneer: Tonight we have this lovely WidgetRama 1000 for sale. Who'll give me $5?
- Man: $5
- Auctioneer: I have $5, who'll give me $10?
- Woman: $10
- Auctioneer: I have $10, who'll give me $15?
- Guy: $15
- Auctioneer: I have $15, who'll give me $20?
- Girl: $20
- Auctioneer: I have $20, who'll give me $25?
- (Silence)
- Auctioneer: I have $20 from the lovely lady in red, anyone bid higher?
- (Silence)
- Auctioneer: I have $20 going once....
- (Silence)
- Auctioneer: I have $20 going twice....
- (Silence)
- Sniper: $21!!!
- Auctioneer: SOLD for $21
- (bangs gavel)
