Apr
3
Talked Myself Right Outta That One!
- Her (sadly): I'm not going to make it to my massage appointment. I'm still at home waiting for the repair guy. You might as well go ahead and take it.
- Me (only half-paying attention): Oh, I'm on my way back from a meeting, I could just swing by the house and wait for them.....
- Her (excitedly): That would be great!
- Me: Wait, no, I mean...
- (And so, at approximately 2.15 p.m. EDT, I successfully talked my way out of an unexpected massage. Way to go, jackass.)
