Apr
29
Al, Bill & Hillary
Al Gore and Bill and Hillary Clinton go to heaven, and God addresses Al first. ”Al, what do you believe in?”
Al replies: ‘Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I’ve come to understand that now.”
God thinks for a second and says: ‘Very good. Come and sit at my left.”
God then addresses Bill. ‘Bill, what do you believe in?”
Bill replies: ‘I believe in forgiveness. I’ve sinned, but I’ve never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.”
God thinks for a second and says: ‘You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.”
Then God addresses Hillary. ‘Hillary, what do you believe in?”
She replies: “I believe you’re in my chair.”
